Active: 1986-2007
Teams: Giants/Pirates

MEAN
Barry Bonds badass? Are you mortally offended? Tough (and please, don't die on us!). The big-headed jerk makes the list, not because he hit a bunch of home runs while pepped up on flaxseed oil, and not because he would've made the Hall even before he started juicing as his defenders like to point out (to which we say nice throw, by the way). Nope, Barry makes it for this, and this. There's no juicing in Strat-O-Matic!