Jose, can you see....that we'd rather see you on the baseball field than in reggaeton videos? Sigh. We guess not, as evidenced by this hot pile of steaming Autotuned crap that you delivered to the world over the weekend while your Mets got manhandled by the Phillies at Citi Field. For the record, we would've given you waaaaaaay more credit—and maybe even given you a pass—if you'd slipped something about "getting Carl Crawford money" into this. But, well, you didn't, so we won't.

Oh well. Mets fans should be used to failing by now, right? [via Big League Stew]