Roy Williams got a little too creative back in February when he decided to ask former Miss Texas USA Brooke Daniels to marry him. Rather than, you know, get down on one knee and ask for her hand in marriage, the Cowboys receiver sent the ring to Daniels in the mail (WTF?) along with a recorded message that included his proposal. Only problem? She said no—and then proceeded to keep the ring. Now, he's filed a lawsuit to try and get it back from her father, who was reportedly holding onto it for safe keeping.

We want to shake our heads in disgust after hearing about this one. Because this was definitely a dumb move, buddy. But even if she keeps the ring, Roy, it sounds like you might have dodged a bullet here, eh? [via OA Online]