If you stand reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally far away from your computer (further...further...keeeeeep going!) the guy standing next to Wayne Rooney in this TwitPic looks kinda, sorta, maybe like he could be...oh, who are we kidding? Even from a mile away, the guy next to you looks nothing like Jay-Z, Wayne! From now on, please miss us with these silly tweets, sir. [via The Sun]