Toilet Reading: The Cubs Found Their New Wrigley Field PA Announcer At A Freakin' Hot Dog Stand

The one sports-related feature story you have to read today.

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Ever wondered how someone becomes a PA announcer for a sports team? Uh, yeah. Us, either. We actually have, you know, lives and shit. But when we came across this article about the new PA announcer at Wrigley Field on Hot Clicks, we were intrigued. The moral of the story: There is a light at the end of the tunnel if your current career path has you dishing out hot dogs and fries at the mall! [Read "Rookie Cubs PA announcer took strange path to booth" on Chicago Tribune]

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