With the Mavericks headed back to the NBA Finals, there's probably only one thing on your mind right now: Where in the world in ex-Mavs center Shawn Bradley? Oh. That's not what's on your mind? Well, too bad. Yahoo! Sports tracked down everyone's favorite NBA facial recipient recently and found him—of all places—on a ranch tending to 350 cattle. And, c'mon: You know you want to read about that, right!? [Read "Ex-NBA player Shawn Bradley is now a cowboy and aspiring politician" on Ball Don't Lie]