Toilet Reading: Find Out Where Your Least Favorite Center in NBA History is Today

With the Mavericks headed back to the NBA Finals, there's probably only one thing on your mind right now: Where in the world in ex-Mavs center Shawn Bradley? Oh. That's not what's on your mind? Well, too bad. Yahoo! Sports tracked down everyone's favorite NBA facial recipient recently and found him—of all places—on a ranch tending to 350 cattle. And, c'mon: You know you want to read about that, right!? [Read "Ex-NBA player Shawn Bradley is now a cowboy and aspiring politician" on Ball Don't Lie]