Shelden Williams a.k.a. "Cauli Buds"

YEARS: 2006-present

Shelden's a Duke man, so he's valuable to his team(s) for what's between his ears as much as his physical skills. What's between his ears? Celery sticks, some grape tomatoes, a little ranch dressing...his ears are like friggin' cauliflowers, get it? Also, his eyes are so far apart that his court vision is in 4D. #gointohellforthisone #wesaid"valuabletohisteam" #hehehehe