YEARS: 2001-present

Shane is a very, very intelligent man. How do we know this? Because he went to Duke (where the photo above was taken), and because his middle name is Courtney, and you gotta be pretty savvy to make it through life with the name Shane Courtney Battier. He's clearly also a very careful man. How do we know this? Because he's made it to the age of 32 without the benefit of a skull. Yes, folks, that is his actual brain showing through the skin on his head!