Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your husband! That's the message Ray Lewis has for the world—if the 2011 NFL season gets cancelled as a result of the ongoing lockout. "If we don't have a season, watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game," Lewis told ESPN's Sal Paolantonio over the weekend. "There's too many people that live through us, people live through us. Yeah, walk in the streets the way I walk in the streets...There's nothing else to do."
Agreed. If we've gotta spend every Sunday afternoon next fall walking through the park with wifey, we're most likely going to flip the eff out. So let's end this lockout before it goes any further! Um, pretty please? [via ESPN]