Okay, okay, so this "unaired commercial from the 2011 NBA Playoffs" is actually just a clip from Funny or Die! (LOLz at the "Sorry Vanessa" tattoo!) But, eff it. The only other Kobe Bryant news making headlines right now involves his balky knee—and we're pretty sure all the Lakers fans out there would rather watch this than hear about that. So...enjoy! [via Funny or Die]