John Elway Asks a Punk Band to Change Its Name

Hey, crappy punk bands of the world: We hope you're taking notes!

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Does your punk band routinely play "in front of about 30 people in a basement"? Are you tired of sharing the backseat of a van with four other guys? Do you want to get your band's name out there more effectively? Then name that shit after a legendary NFL quarterback! That's what Elway did—a punk rock band from Colorado that recently caught the attention of Broncos CEO John Elway, who asked the band to change its name once he caught wind of it. And just like that: Their name is all over the Internets!

Oh, and best of all, there's really no legal precedent for them to change it. So, yeah...Ca-ching! Anyone call dibs on Brady or Manning yet!? [via Boston Herald]

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