Watching the Kentucky Derby tomorrow? Maybe? Probably not? OK, we're not really sure what all the hubbub over "The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports" is about either. But we like betting and drinking and really, really juvenile humor. You thing rap music has a lot of subliminal homo-eroticism? Try the names the "whiskey gentry" give their horses. From this-has-gotta-be-a-joke dong references to some real, er, head-scratchers, we've compiled a list of the funniest double entendre names that owners have given their trusty steed in Horsin' Around: The Most Pauseworthy Names in Kentucky Derby History...
Horsin' Around: The Most Pauseworthy Names in Kentucky Derby History
Who likes to ride really big horses?!?
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