#17. Shawn Estes Throws Behind Roger Clemens
Your mom? She couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. Shawn Estes? He couldn't hit the broadside of a beanballing, 'roid raging, broken bat-tossing dickhead when he (Estes) was called upon to exact some long overdue revenge for said dickhead's treatment of Mike Piazza. So yeah, your mom > Shawn Estes. That's called faint praise.