Date: 4/30/2003

Mike Piazza getting his mullet frosted in the clubhouse during a blowout would probably not be a big deal, but when you're a journeyman shortstop struggling (and not succeeding) to reach the Mendoza Line, in-game touch-ups are a definite no-no. Sanchez retreated to the clubhouse for a trim (remember when Mets used to retreat to the clubhouse for trim?) during an early season loss to the Cards in '03, and the fail was compounded by a) his continual denials, and b) the fact that the whole matter came to light when then-Met and former Yankee Mike Stanton complained to some former teammates about the professionalism of his Flushing compadres.