#5. Oliver Perez Signed for 3 Years, $36M
So what that Ollie's 15-10 season was just his third winning season ever, or that his 3.56 ERA kind of, you know, sucked? He was a big lefty who was going to lead the Mets to the promised land. Or, um, not. Hey, at least he didn't punch out his girlfriend's dad in the clubhouse family room.