Well, that didn't take very long, now did it? Less than a week after LeBron James' mom Gloria caught a case for slapping the bejesus out of a valet at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, the valet revealed that he's suing her for—get ready for it...brace yourself...shield your eyes—$15,000. Not bad considering her son is the richest dude in the NBA right now and considering that Bron Bron would probably pay just about anything to make this situation disappear ASAP. In fact, we have to ask: Why only $15K, mayne? D'ah well. It's probably better than whatever tip he had coming his way that night, eh? [via Terez Owens]
