Uhhhh, we're not really too sure what to say about this oil painting. Except that if you're a Caps fan and you want the team to have any chance of winning the Stanley Cup this season, you'd better be prepared to pony up some cash to make sure this thing gets purchased—and destroyed!—before the Caps take the ice again. Otherwise, the jinx might be on. Word to President Obama. [via Puck Daddy]