#2. Labor Talks a.k.a. Buryin' Bodies
COMPLEX SAYS: Prior to this year's All-Star game, Stern, Players Association executive director Billy Hunter, and the league's elite ballers held a meeting. The discussion turned heated when the subject turned to labor talks, prompting a livid Stern to ramble about all that he's done for the league as a commissioner and the various labor battles he's fought through. Stern capped his argument by telling the room he knows where “the bodies are buried” in the NBA, witnesses recounted, because he had buried some of them himself. Wait, what?! Sounds like some shit straight out of Goodfellas. Yeah, we're definitely done saying anything negative about this dude.