You know that whole "a picture's worth a thousand words" thing? Yeah, well in this case, we can only think of three, and they start with the letters W, T, and F. So, instead of wasting time chasing down the story, we want you to write it. Give us your best caption for this interesting exchange and we'll give you your 15 minutes.
[Ed. Note—Sly owns a Volkswagen Phaeton? Dude just got even cooler in our book.]