Henry Morello might as well be named Chuck Norris Sr. After all, could Chuck survive for five days in the Arizona desert by drinking wiper fluid? Probably. But Morello's actually been there, son! Headed home after dinner, the 84-year-old badass took a wrong turn (hey, these things happen when you get up there) and ended up stuck in a ditch. With nothing to do but wait, Morello survived with good ol' common sense, plus a good amount of wiper fluid. Dude even strained it. Eat your heart out, Chuck.
Source: New York Daily News