The Super Bowl's Super-Secret Underage Sex Trade

Everybody's using the Super Bowl to sell something these days—soda, cars, beer, eTrade accounts, whatever the hell those GoDaddy commercials are supposed to get us to buy. But, ummmm, underage girls?! That's not exactly what we think of when we think about Super Bowl Sunday. "The Super Bowl is one of the biggest human trafficking events in the United States," the Texas Attorney General said recently. Apparently, pimps from all over the country fly underage chicks in for the weekend to make money. So, a word to the wise: If you're headed to Super Bowl XLV in Dallas, make sure you're checking IDs—and, ya know, not paying for sex. 'Cause you better believe your man Chris Hansen will be on that ass. Pause. [via MSNBC]