We gotta give it to NFL superagent Drew Rosenhaus. That guy could make a pile of shit look like the most appetizing Valentine's Day platter ever. Seriously: How else can you explain why we're excited to see Plaxico Burress return to the NFL next season (assuming, of course, there is a next season)—despite the fact that dude hasn't balled in more than two years thanks to that dumb-ass gun charge he caught back in '08? Oh, yeah, that's right. Because Drew Rosenhaus tweeted about it and that guy's a G. Whatever you're paying DR, Plax, it ain't enough. See you in June. [via Yahoo! Sports]
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