Turns out the Michael Jordan Figurine Fail we were so giddy about over the weekend is not unique to Dubai. We've been hearing that the same statue can be found in Australia, and—as reader neondynamite points out—in the above clip from last Friday's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, in which Jimmy actually buys it for $650. Now we're really wondering: Who the fluck is churning out these bobo MJ #32 statues and why are people purchasing them? Somewhere, a factory head in China is laughing.