A messy divorce? A public scandal involving a relationship with a high-profile actress? A bunch of accusations by his ex-wife involving everything from sex parties and STDs to drug use and spousal abuse? Fuck it! Dwyane Wade is the Teflon Don of athlete endorsement deals right now. Despite all his personal shortcomings, dude's got partnerships inked with Gatorade, Jordan Brand, T-Mobile and, most recently, Hublot—guess we should have known?—the Swiss watch company that got the seal of approval from Swizz Beatz a couple years ago. And, watch out: Now that his squad is actually good again, we've got a feeling the endorsements aren't gonna stop anytime soon. Who got next!?