Normally, a '71 Chevelle with a Baltimore Orioles paint job (and a worn Baltimore Orioles paint job at that) would be a pretty hard sell. After all, the Orioles haven't been good since.................Well, let's just say they haven't been good for so long that we forget the last time they were good. But fortunately, the Chevelle in the photo above shouldn't be too tough to sell, because it belongs to Baltimore-bred baller Carmelo Anthony—who has listed his Denver-based ride on eBay to benefit his Carmelo Anthony Foundation. And in addition to the car, he's also promising an autographed jersey to the highest bidder. Our only question: Is that jersey gonna be outdated by the time it arrives? Hmmm.... [Sports Crackle Pop, via theScore]