YEAR: 1994

TEAM: New York Knicks

COMPLEX SAYS: Entrepreneur Jesse Itzler became the rapper "Jesse Jaymes" and dropped terrible tracks like “Shake It like a White Girl” before lending the New York Knicks this gem. The Knicks made a deep playoff run into the NBA Finals that year before John Starks epically failed in Game 7 against Houston. Is there a 2011 remix coming from one of these dudes? We hope not.