The EnergySolutions Arena in Salt Lake City, the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, the Wells Fargo Center in Philly—we've certainly seen our fair share of lame corporate-sponsored NBA arenas in recent times. But selling the naming rights to your arena to a company that pushes trendy, proven-to-be-a-gimmick power bracelets—as the Sacramento Kings and the arena formerly known as ARCO did yesterday (via Bloomberg)—and calling it Power Balance Pavilion? Beginning March 1, we have a clear winner. Message to the Maloof brothers: C'MON SONS!

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