Thought that whole Ben-Roethlisberger-is-a-serial-rapist-who-should-stay-away-from-young-college-girls thing would be a distant memory in most peoples' minds by now? Well, guess what? It's baaaaaaaack. And it's got a new wrinkle that, we have to admit, we didn't even see coming. During a week in which Big Ben's Steelers are collectively trying to focus on Super Bowl XLV, a story dropped this morning in which NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell—yes, the goddamn NFL Commissioner!—reveals that none of Ben's teammates stepped up to defend him when the rape charges against him came out last summer. That's right: None! Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nil....get the point? Damn, Ben. With teammates like these, who needs the Packers? [via SI]