MATCH: England v. Portugal (UEFA Euro 2004 Quarter-finals)
DATE: 6/24/2004
COMPLEX SAYS: We had to leave the entire build-up to this epic miss by Beckham, which contributed to England's quarter-final capitulation to Portugal. It was Becks' second penalty miss of the tournament, and one of the worst in his career. You can't even call that a "shank"—it was a goddamn machete.