You already know that Complex is infatuated with facials——that is, er, posterizations, a.k.a. in-your-face dunks—and there's perhaps no player in the NBA more adept at them than Amar'e Stoudemire. The fearsome forward-center, who played eight seasons with the Suns before signing with the Knicks last summer, has made a career out of emasculating any opponent who dares to stand near the rim when he's driving the lane. As this highly entertaining countdown will prove, getting in Amar'e's way is never a good idea. So, on his 28th birthday, we are celebrating by presenting Amar'e Stoudemire's Top 10 Facials. Now go get your wet wipes...