OWNER: Robert Irsay
REASONS FOR MOVING: Like Billy Clint, Irsay sold his soul for for dome...the Hoosier Dome
COMPLEX SAYS: In the ultimate sucker-punch owner move, Irsay literally snuck the Colts out of Baltimore in a caravan of moving trucks on the night of March 28, 1984. Colts fans in Charm City woke up on March 29 with no team. You can't get more shiesty than that.