It happens every year in fantasy football leagues around the country: Some yahoo who thinks "touchdown" is how you shop for comforters tosses a lucky dart, snags a couple of sleepers, and rides his monopoly on luck (like Parker Bros.!) to a title, all while hoping his running backs "don't cough up a fig skin." Put the rook in his place with Misdirection, the app that sends legit-looking fake fantasy alerts. Homie doesn't actually watch the games, so he'll drop Adrian Peterson when he's "sent to the minors." And once you pick him up, just "promote" AP back to the "bigs." After the jump, check four more fake alerts for this week's games.