29. Tyreke Evans
Victim: Ron Artest
Tyreke Evans is an oversized bully who uses a powerful first step to muscle by frail opponents. But here, he uses quickness to dazzle Ron-Ron, a dude who knows a thing or two about physical play (and, weirdly, the plight of the Afghan woman). There's an Allure "Head Over Heels" joke somewhere, but we're way too lazy to bother figuring it out.