4. Steve Francis
Victim: Troy Hudson
In an utterly ruthless display of ball-handling panache, Steve Francis puts a helpless Troy Hudson on ice skates for what seems like a half-hour. One gets the sense that this could go on indefinitely: Buildings rise and fall, the seas crest and receded, continents drift and intersect, and people start going to Chipotle in hover-cars, all while Francis continues to torment Hudson with crossovers and ball fakes.