46. Shaquille O'Neal
Victim: Jerome James
OK, say you're Isiah Thomas, pondering the wisdom of coughing up big bucks to bring lumbering free agent Jerome James to the Knicks. The first question you might ask your potential signee could be: "Have you ever been crossed over by Shaquille O'Neal?" Upon realizing this footage exists, you close your briefcase, compliment Jerome on the oozing trough of Cookie Dough Häagen-Dazs he's been feasting out of for the duration of the meeting, and get the fuck outta Dodge. Or you give him a $30 million contract.