9. Allen Iverson
Victim: Jacque Vaughn
A gnat of a defender who played at Kansas in college and in Utah for the early portion of his professional career, Jacque Vaughn had the dorky, swag-less hustle of a middle-aged Jewish Community Center rec-leaguer. Here he hounds The Answer all the way to mid-court—and then gets a severe comeuppance. The lesson for you? Never try.