Team: New York Knicks (#39/#38 picks)
Fiyastarter.com says: Two absolute scrubs that Donnie Walsh wasted picks on instead of such upside talents as Devin Ebanks, Gani Lawal, and Magnum Rolle. It was the perfect way to kick off a summer of debacles for the Knicks, who whiffed on LeBron like Rob Deer tryna scoop bitches at a Mensa meeting. When Amare's eye or back or knee acts up, the New York media will kick into overdrive and think of all-new ways to blame this team's hideous future on Isiah.
Odds of either winning R.O.Y.: 1,458,351 to 1