Happy Birthday! Ronaldo's Most Badass Moments

Football fans of a certain age hear "LT" and immediately think of the coke-sniffin' ex-Giants great, not the current Charger-turned-Jet. Likewise, older footie fans hear the name "Ronaldo" and think of the Brazilian striker (a.k.a. "Fat Ronaldo"), not Cristiano Ronaldo, the 80-million-euro Portuguese renowned for scoring both on and off the field. Today, the O.G. Ronaldo turns 34, so if you too young to remember the #9 in his prime, we've compiled his Most Badass Moments over a storied career that has included stints in Brazil, Holland, Spain, Italy, and, uh, Tranny-land. Happy birthday, Ronaldo!