The Race Card: Ozzie Guillen's Rant, NFL Neo-Nazis, & More

Resident race-baiters Dark Man X and Whitey Ford argue about the week's biggest sports stories.

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In last week's edition of the Race Card, our resident race-baiters discussed Ochocinco's dating preference and Michael Beasley's weed habit. This week Whitey Ford and Dark Man X argue about racial favoritism in MLB, Chicago Bears' Brian Urlacher being called a neo-Nazi, and Brett Favre's supposed retirement (again). That tension in the air can only mean one thing: It's time to get this (verbal) race war started! Read on for more...

ISSUE: Brett Favre has reportedly told the Vikings that he is retiring. This would be his third retirement in as many years.
DARK MAN X SAYS: Not this shit again... Favre just stick to redneck activities like hunting armadillo in your Wrangler jeans. Tavaris Jackson, it's your time, homie!
WHITEY FORD SAYS: *choking up* I mean... *stammering* ...well, you know *bursts into tears* (muffled) Sorry, I just can't...
COMPLEX SAYS: Lord Jesus, let this story be true. Please.

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