70 losses, Jigga, and a crazy new billionaire owner, and the Nets still couldn't land the the #1 pick in John Wall. Homie is easing on down to the road to DC now. Get it? Wiz? Musical theater references are so thorough!
Hero today, goat tomorrow. Literally. Yankees fielder Marcus Thames knows all about that. [New York Magazine]
Wanna see how Brazil's best will be living during the World Cup? We can only imagine the fuckery that will go down between these walls. Yellow + green = blown. [Dirty Tackle]
Straight from the "You Can't Turn a Ho into a Housewife" files—Kendra Wilkinson, wife of Eagles wideout Hank Baskett, has a sex tape dropping soon...into our Netflix queue! [Terez Owens]
Why they wanna stick me for my paper? It's not only your favorite NBA and NFL players that can get gaffled; golf legends can get it, too. Hole in
one yo' pockets! [SB Nation]
Barca dropped over 34 million pounds (that's $48 milli, bitches!) to land David Villa from Valencia. Only time will tell if it pays off or turns into Real Madrid redux. [ESPN]
Former Detroit QB Daunte Culpepper signed with the Lions—of Sacramento. For what it's worth, attendance will probably be better than at Ford Field. [Shutdown Corner]