Diego Forlan's extra-time winner (watch it, it was pretty amazing) propelled Atletico Madrid to a 2-1 Europa League final win over Fulham, leaving diehard fan Lily Allen devastated. Drink away the pain, Lily. [Dirty Tackle]
According to his manager, Pac-Man is gonna fight Floyd on November 13. We'll believe it when we illegally steal the PPV. [Mirror.co.uk]
SHOTS FIRED! "LeBron might be the sorest loser in sports, and he has little class in victory." Jason Whitlock unleashes his poison pen on Bron Bron, and it ain't pretty. [FOX Sports]
Crosby, Ovechkin. Crosby, Ovechkin. The NHL's Jay-Z vs. Nas debate was reopened after the Pens got ousted last night. Leave it to a Canadian paper to break it down properly. [National Post]
You thought "Boo-yaa!" was bad? Stuart Scott's latest catchphrase is kind of, uh, inglorious. [SB Nation Baseball]
Rumor has it that A-Rod's new beatpiece Cameron Diaz is not allowed to attend Yankees games. Somewhere, Kate Hudson smiles. [Terez Owens]
U.S. striker Charlie Davies is pissed at his club team for allegedly advising U.S. coach Bob Bradley to leave him off the squad for South Africa. Fuck, we'd be pissed too. [SI]
