Following David Beckham's L.A. experiment, Thierry Henry is poised to become the next international soccer superstar to come to the U.S. and join Major League Soccer. Since every great immigrant story starts with the Statue of Liberty, let us paraphrase its inscription on behalf of the MLS: "Give us your aging, your benched, your huddled millionaires yearning for playing time, the wretched refuse of big-name European teams. Send these, the discarded, the has-beens to us, we lift our lamp beside the goalposts!" With that, we recommend the following 15 soccer players to join the MLS and finally garner a little respect for our domestic league...




izno85 May 18th, 2010 at 07:51 PM
seriously, you don't really want Diouf over there. He was a good prospect when he was playing in Lens, but he became a legendary douche after that
eric May 18th, 2010 at 08:26 PM
we don't want marquez in the MLS. i would personally throw things at him if he came here.
sugar girl May 18th, 2010 at 09:52 PM
yeeeaahhh!
Nick May 18th, 2010 at 09:02 PM
Very fun list. I'd love to see Giggs, Ronaldhino and Ruud play over here.
Mike May 18th, 2010 at 09:15 PM
I hope Marquez comes here and chokes to death on a hamburger. Villains are fine. A villian of his caliber has no place playing here. He's tried to injure our nat'l team players many times.
Taylor May 18th, 2010 at 09:59 PM
good list. i would love to see dinho or ruud. and freddy adu really needs to do that to save his career while he's young
carlito May 19th, 2010 at 12:37 AM
dinho is cool, but he has a tendency to get complacent with trying to amaze rather than winning(a la lebron). the only reason he seems rejuvenated is to go to south africa...too bad dunga doesn't like him...
joe May 19th, 2010 at 02:14 AM
Aging, have been superstars, lame.....
andrew May 19th, 2010 at 09:58 AM
this article should have been called 15 players who will NEVER play in the USA.
ChuckB May 19th, 2010 at 03:06 PM
cmon man, 2 yrs ago if someone told you that Henry would be coming to the MLS it woulda been crazy talk, but look now
takeapick May 19th, 2010 at 03:24 PM
if you people knew ANYTHING about Giggs, you wouldnt have put him on this list. and dinhio can go.. sucks anyway
Avi May 20th, 2010 at 12:12 AM
MLS needs to focus on Strikers. Saha is a possibility... What about Deco? Robert Pires? Totti would never come, and Luca Toni would retire first. Adriano is possible for a 2nd chance, or Diego from Juve.