DATE OF INCIDENT(S): 2010
WHAT HAPPENED: Around 9 am on the morning of March 23rd, the Cy Young Award winner was driving while intoxicated in New Jersey with a child a car. A child who the authorities can't be sure is even his! If that wasn't bad enough, the former Mets pitcher, who since 2002 has been arrested for numerous DWIs, caused a two car accident. It's like the Mets just breed fuck ups. Even Darryl Strawberry is shaking his head at this one.