Our week of Super Bowl posts concludes today with a thorough breakdown of the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints, and what each needs to do to win the Lombardi Trophy on Sunday. SIKE! Since we've already compared the teams' wifeys, we're going to end the week with a showdown of their cheerleaders. Let's be honest: Neither squad's making the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders nervous, But hey, we still found a healthy supply of cuties on either side, so keep clicking to check out the Super Bowl's hottest cheerleaders and take our poll to decide which team comes out on reverse-cowgirl top...
(COLTS) Arbara vs. (SAINTS) Aimee
• Arbara is from Prodigy's hometown (Hempstead, L.I.!), while Aimee represents Pearl, Mississippi, home of Leann Rimes. You should already know which one of these chicks we'd tell to go fuckin' paint a house.
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(COLTS) Ashli vs. (SAINTS) Deri' Andra
• Call it the battle of oddly spelled names. We pred' Dict victori for one of 'em, anyway.
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(COLTS) Bailey vs. (SAINTS) Carly
• No disrespect to Bailey and Carly but we'd buy a porn DVD if the picture above was the cover. That is, if we still bought porn.
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(COLTS) Crystal vs. (SAINTS) Chrissy
• According to her bio, one of the three things Crystal would bring to a desert island is a lighter. Nuff said, ma. NUFF SAID.
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(COLTS) Jessica vs. (SAINTS) Danielle
• Each of these chicks are actually from their respective team's states. We've done a Worldwide Wednesday on Louisiana, but never for Indiana. Hmmm, wonder why.
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(COLTS) Kathleen vs. (SAINTS) Heather
• Seriously, though: No cheerleading squad is complete without girls named "Kathleen" and "Heather."
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(COLTS) Kimberly vs. (SAINTS) Hope
• Kimberly likes Red Lobster; Hope (says she) is 19. Interesting choice here.
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(COLTS) Leandra vs. (SAINTS) Mallory
• One of these ladies describes herself as "cute, goofy, and confident"; the other wants to be a nurse. Guess who's who.
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(COLTS) Tessa vs. (SAINTS) Meagan F
• Hol' up, did we just stumble into the audition room for "Black Snake Moan 2"?
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(COLTS) Travasha vs. (SAINTS) Randi
• Travasha says—and we quote—"I like the fact that it's not too big and not too little—just right." She's talking about Indianapolis, but you know, you still got a chance.
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