Canada reclaims its pastime. Russia: PWNED.

Six-Word Recap: Complex chronicles a notable sporting event from the previous day in six words.

Usually we'd have highlights below of Canada's 7-3 victory over Russia. But since the Olympic suits won't let us embed, we have a really corny fan-made video of Alex Ovechkin commenting on the loss that isn't funny at all. You can still go here to see the actual highlights and then add your own Six-Word Recap in the comments...