Babe Championship Series: Texas Women vs. Alabama Women

Jessica Simpson (Dallas, Texas) vs. Shelby Lynne (Frankville, Alabama)
• Both blonde, both singers, Jessica Simpson wears "mom jeans", Shelby has a song called "Mother", see why we put these two together? You're probably more familiar with Jessica's body of work, but Shelby is no slouch, scoring a grammy for 'Best New Artist' back in 1999. But this is all about looks, and J. Simpson still holds the title, and we have 25+ pics to prove it.
Advantage: Texas

Eva Longoria (Corpus Christi, Texas) vs. Courtney Cox (Birmingham, Alabama)
• A desperate housewife or a cougar? This is tough, but we're thinking Eva just scored the winning field goal for us, despite the fact that Longoria and Cox equally sound like great euphemisms for... It's up, and it's good.
Advantage: Texas

Hilary Duff (Houston, Texas) vs. Reese Witherspoon
• Alright, so what if Reese isn't technically from Alabama? We're giving her honorary citizenship after she starred in that movie we never saw. Even if Reese was indeed from 'Bama, we'd still have to vote for Hillary (no Clinton).
Advantage: Texas

Shannon Elizabeth (Houston, Texas) vs Donna D'Ericco (Dothan, Alabama)
• Although we can't forget that both graced Playboy magazine, it's even harder to forget Nadia in American Pie. Remember those twos? They put an end to our watching scrambled porn days real quick.
Advantage: Texas

Amber Heard (Austin, Texas) vs. Amber Benson (Birmingham, Alabama)
• Buffy's been gone for a minute and clearly so has Amber Benson. While she fades, everyone's just hearing about the smokin' chick who made out with Seth Rogen in Pineapple Express. Plus, Heard definitely makes it seem like there's hope for us. No shots, Seth!
Advantage: Texas

Sarah Shahi (Euless, Texas) vs. Jasika Nicole (Birmingham, Alabama)
• Alright, so we gotta hand it to the Fringe star, Jasika, for not bein' a tease about her sapphic leaning, she's really into women! But Sarah Shahi did play a pretty DTF lesbian on TV. Blow off some steam and watch her on The L Word. Word.
Advantage: Texas

Phylicia Rashad (Houston, Texas) vs. Kate Jackson (Birmingham, Alabama)
• Both are undoubtedly timeless classics, but we've gotta choose between Claire Huxtable or one of Charlie's Angels. We don't know about you, but we spent the better part of our childhood either fantasizing about Denise or wishin' to be Cliff. Here's to you, Ma.
Advantage: Texas

Annalynn (Texas) vs. Kaylynn ( Birmingham, Alabama)
• Porn star showdown! Judging by this picture alone, it's safe to say that any sane or seeing person would choose Texas' Annalynn. But hey, the eyes do deceive. We're just gonna have to judge by their performances...in bed.
Advantage: Texas

Beyonce (Houston, Texas) vs. Coretta Scott King (Perry County, Alabama)
• Yo, so Beyonce may be married to Hov, but Fabolous rapped on "Make Me Better" that he's going to need a Coretta Scott if he's going to be King. Call this an upset win, for the O.G.
Advantage: Alabama

Longhorns Cheerleaders vs. Crimson Tide Cheerleaders
• The Texas Longhorns football team look like they have a solid high school cheerleading team behind 'em. Maybe they can take some grown-up tips from the sexy Crimson Tide women.
Advantage: Alabama