Igor Vovchanchyn vs. Enson Inoue
Artist: PRIDE 10
They came out swinging like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots at the opening bell, but things soon settled into a nice pattern, in which Vovchanchyn rained down hellfire on the Hawaiian fighter (and fan of delicious snacks), whose guard position didn't save him for shit. Sure, Inoue made it to the end of the round without submitting, but he also couldn't get up after the bell, and the fight ended. We thought I.V. therapy was supposed to help people, not turn them into ground lamb.