BJ Penn vs. Joe Stevenson
Artist: UFC 80
When someone named Daddy faces off against someone called The Prodigy for the lightweight championship, what can you expect? Maybe the Prodigy unleashing a MONSTER elbow on his Daddy with 37 seconds left in the first round (just after 3:45 in this clip), opening a horrific forehead gash that Joe Rogan calls "a broken fire hydrant." Stevenson makes it out of the round, and lasts a couple of more minutes (not counting one time-out for a bloodmoppin') before Webb chokes him out to bring a gruesome end to an already gruesome fight.