Even Shaq likes to laugh at Shaq.
There aren't many 7'1", 325 lb. behemoths you can laugh at when they're in a fighting mood, but NBA funnyman Shaquille O'Neal is one of them. This past weekend, footage of the NBA big man fighting 5'10", 154-lb. boxer Oscar De La Hoya for his Shaq Vs. television show leaked, and it's hilarious (one of them is really, really big and the other one's kinda normal size, you see, and that equals laughter). We doubt that the Golden Boy checked out our posts on Shaq's greatest emasculations and scariest moments, or he would never have put his pretty little face in such danger. And that's fine by us, 'cause it's one more big laugh for us. Now check out the rest of Shaq's funniest moments.
SHAQ DISSES VLADE DIVAC
• Finally we understand why the world needs ringtones.
SHAQ SNAPS ON A REPORTER
• Shaq gets, Shaq gives, tit for tat.
SHAQ CRITIQUES CRAIG SAGER'S SUIT
• You know your suit has serious issues when Kazaam is snapping on it.
SHAQ CALLS THE KINGS QUEENS
• The only thing crowning in Sac-town was Shaq's foot out of Chris Webber's ass.
SHAQ'S KOBE FREESTYLE
• After the Diesel asked Kobe how his ass tastes, that shit was on everybody's tongue.
SHAQ'S TACO BELL COMMERCIAL
• Coincidentally, this is what Shaq's ass actually tastes like.
SHAQ CURSES ON AIR
• Shaq does give a shit, though. That's why he later performed CPR on the intimidated reporter after he choked on his own rapidly retracting balls.
SHAQ DANCES ALL OVER LEBRON JAMES AND DWIGHT HOWARD
• After watching big man and his hips bring da funk, bring da noise, we can only send our deepest sympathies to Mrs. O'Neal's genitalia.
SHAQ'S VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIAL
• Even PETA had to admit this commercial was worth five crushed horses having to be euthanized after filming.
SHAQ PLAYS SCRABBLE
• I think we just Shaqued in our pants from laughing so hard.
SHAQ GETS RACIST ON YAO MING
• It takes a nation of 1.3 billion to hold Yao back.