THE MANSIERE: "Bro's no good. Too ethnic."
"You got something better?"
"How about the Mansiere?"
"Mansiere."
"That's right. A brassiere for a man."
AN "OFFENSIVE" LINEMAN: The sixth overall pick from this year's NFL Draft (Andre Smith of the Cincinnati Bengals)...do they measure titties at the combine?
FAT BASTARD: Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
SENIOR TIT-IZENS: There's middle-aged, there's old, and then there's "not giving a flying fuck." Jack's at that point, and Inshallah, you will be one day, too.
AND LASTLY...WTF???: Like really...WTF???
jigaboo May 1st, 2009 at 02:46 AM
ayo wuzz with the last tetas? they look chupable..
Joe Girardi May 4th, 2009 at 02:31 PM
I'll tell you what, you son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best there's ever been. And I don't have not bitchtits.